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I'm an Army wife and aspiring author, published by Evernight Publishing. I primarily write M/M, but I'm starting to branch out. I'm not very good at technology, but I'm hoping this blog gives me the opportunity to communicate with other authors and readers. My life is kept interesting by my soldier, Ringo the chihuahua, and all the amazing people that I consider friends. I also work entirely too much as a coach at a local gym, a caregiver at a church nursery, and a freelance baker.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Ringo, the magnificent dumb ass!

That right there is my dog.

Ringo is a special little guy in my life. 5 pounds of pure terror. His hobbies include:
  • peeing on the carpet right next to his potty pad 
  • jumping on random children at the park
  • attacking the cats 
  • humping teddy bears
  • chewing up shoes/underwear/pencils/papers/everything
  • eating cat food
  • eating dog food
  • eating human food
  • howling along to the AT&T ringtone
  • running in circles
  • sleeping
I just thought I would share with you the glory that is Ringo. He's the cutest little idiot in the world. I love that little rat dog.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Wal-Mart Adventures

Today is a special day! It is the three year anniversary of my first date with my husband.

I decided to run down to Wal-Mart to pick up a few things before he got home from work, just so we wouldn't have any distractions tonight (if you know what I mean, and I think you do).

So I got about 10 items total and I went through the check out line. I noticed the cashier was giving me the strangest look. I couldn't figure out why. I was pondering this all the way home and then I realized what I had purchased...

Oh my Rowling...the lady at Wal-Mart thinks I'm a deviant...

Friday, April 13, 2012

What I'm up to now (plus tales of last weekend)

I've been pretty much MIA this week and I apologize for it. This semester is not ending fast enough (dang Baptists...). I also joined a gym because I have a giant butt. As far as writing goes, I've been working on Hero for publication. This will be what you saw on Literotica, but we go further in to the future. Once it's finished, you'll get a sneak peek, but only if you ask nice.

Since I've been so busy this week, I don't have any writings yet that I can share with you here, so I figured I'd tell you about last weekend. My husband and I went down to my hometown to visit family and while we were there we went out to dinner with my best friend and her husband.

Well, after dinner we decided we should do something else fun and well...the liquor store was right there so...you can see where this is going.

So we got back to the bestie's house and started playing a game called Across the Bridge (here are the rules: http://www.drinksmixer.com/games/2/). Well, my husband was not the luckiest at this game so I now present a collection of his most memorable quotes:

"I'm Norwegian because I'm Polish. My grandpa's Polish. I'm a viking. I raid the villages because....but the small village, the big villages kill me."

Bestie's husband: "Say the alphabet backward."
Hubby: "Y! No! YZXW...YZXW...abc...T!"

To bestie's husband: "I would spread my cheeks for you, man!" (That's my personal favorite.)

"I'm a level 30 undead warlock, bitches!" (No idea where that one came from).

"Sergeant -name- went to brigade because no one likes 1-12. I hate 1-12! I just sit in the motor pool and beat my dick for the Army like..." *mimics masturbation* "BOOM!"

"Who wants to see my wiener?"

After knocking a piece of bread out of my hand: "No! That was delicious and I ruined it!"

While I was making him drink water: "She's trying to drown me. She's water boarding me!"

And finally we ended the night with him crying after seeing my little chihuahua, Ringo, because he felt he had failed the dog because he was too drunk to play their nightly game of fetch.

Yeah, folks, that's why I married him :) Don't get too jealous now.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

They convinced me

I've gone to the dark side and decided to start a blog. I'm not exactly sure what direction this will take, but a few of my readers have expressed an interest in knowing what I'm up to.

I guess this first entry will be the obligatory bio.

Hi (again) I'm K. Williams, better known as kitten2010 from literotica.com. I write M/M fiction and right now I'm trying to get my first e-book published through Dream Spinner Press. Let's hope that goes well. Because of that, I won't be posting any new material on literotica, but don't be sad because I might post short stories on here from time to time. I'll also be contributing to a political blog that's currently in the works. For those of you that are interested, I'll post a link later.

Outside of writing, I'm also in school studying for a bachelor's degree in social work. Right now, I'm at a Baptist university in the middle of Texas. Not really by my choice, more of a result of circumstances. See, I married a military man and now I go where the U.S. Army tells me to go. It's a wonderful, awful, beautiful, lonely, not as romantic as you think, but totally and completely worth it kind of life and I love it.

That's all I have to say at the moment. Once I figure this dang thing out, there will be a lot more to come.